Love Swing - Sex Swing

The Sex Swing is truly one of the strangest items ever.

Someone, someday in the past decided that what the human race really needs is a way to suspend one partner on a spring so that you can have near weightless sex.

The strangest part of the Sex Swing is not deciding whether you want one, but deciding how to hang it. I doubt many of us have the required beam right over our beds. Even if we did, would we screw a big hook into the ceiling to support our Sex Swing? I probably wouldn't.

I hope that one of my friends buys one of these things and hangs a hook over her bed. I'll wait until she has a party and ask "Girl, what is that hook over your bed for?". That'll be funny.

If you can't live without a Sex Swing, we have them right here. We'll ship it out very discreetly and we will deliver complete privacy. Hiding the big hook on your ceiling will be your responsibility.

Click on the small image to see how you can use the Sex Swing.